From Voice for Justice UK
In all the talk about legal redefinition of marriage, no one seems to have given much thought to the Ten Commandments, so VfJUK herewith offers the revised version, as might appeal to our Prime Minister.
And lo, David Cameron spoke all these words:
I am the Lord your Prime Minister, who brings you out of the land of bigotry and intolerance and into the 21st century. I do this not despite being a Conservative, but because I am a Conservative, and I would have all things relevant (and if you don’t like it, I shall use the Parliament Act).
1 You shall stop living by an outdated value system inappropriate for our times, and you shall not foist your unacceptable beliefs, by speaking of them, onto others, even where such beliefs are founded upon Scripture or otherwise historic definitions.
2You shall not make for yourself an image in the form of anything in the Labour or Liberal Democrat parties, because this is unnecessary in reconstituted Britain. You shall not bow down or worship these parties, because despite being in coalition, I, the Lord your Prime Minister, am a jealous Prime Minister and will implement all such policies myself, punishing those who disagree, but showing love for a thousand days unto those who love me and keep my commandments.
3 You shall not misuse the politically correct definition of intolerance and bullying, for the Prime Minister and British judiciary will not hold anyone guiltless who misuses or casts aspersions upon the new ideology.
4 Remember the Sabbath day if you must, but you do not need to keep it holy, because the courts have now decided it is not a distinctive mark and requirement of the Christian faith. And besides which, we are today an inclusive society, which means that other religions are more holy than this outmoded relic of Western civilization.
5Honour parent one and parent two, but do not utter the blasphemous words of father and mother, for that is to imply unacceptable discrimination and hatred; and if you do so you will not live long in the land the Lord your Prime Minister is giving you, but will be fined and imprisoned for bigotry and intolerance and then cast into utter darkness.
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